In conclusion, I want to introduce what I call “celebrity trickle-down economics.” If you do endorse said products, I’m asking on behalf of all Americans to take that paycheck, and distribute it to the many workers that are so unfairly compensated. So, instead of spending that $8 million CEO-level payoff to fund your fourth summer house (especially when you are already worth $300 million), use those funds to redistribute $500 to each of the 16,000 employees, who are unfairly getting paid $9 an hour to make overpriced pizza. That money will go a lot further for them than you know.
karl marx junior
Brilliant idea !